Thursday, February 20, 2003

Statement by the President Briefly Stooping to Address Global Anti-Freedom Traitors and Their Girlish 60's Peace Chanting - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
"THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Normally, I'd greet you glasses-wearing press nerds and squatty dykes with a sneer and a convoluted non sequitur wrapped in a down-home, poll-friendly malapropism, but today I'm super-jazzed to see you bleeding heart scribbling whores whose corporate bosses voted for yours truly."

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