US President leading nation into quagmire: "The White House squatter, who refuses to visit hospitalized U.S. soldiers he's sent needlessly to their maiming, remains safely ensconced in his reality vacuum, trafficking in the narcotic of denial many of his countrymen seem happy to ingest... The world today is a safer place because of me, babbles this absurd little man, as yet another car bomb rends flesh and terrorist recruitment basks in its Bush boom.

"Osama bin Laden can only hope for four more Bush years... New heights of hatred of a rogue America is just jealousy, opines the oblivious 'leader' who boasts of spurning newspapers in favour of 'objective' news reports from close aides."

US President leading nation into quagmire: "The White House squatter, who refuses to visit hospitalized U.S. soldiers he's sent needlessly to their maiming, remains safely ensconced in his reality vacuum, trafficking in the narcotic of denial many of his countrymen seem happy to ingest... The world today is a safer place because of me, babbles this absurd little man, as yet another car bomb rends flesh and terrorist recruitment basks in its Bush boom.

"Osama bin Laden can only hope for four more Bush years... New heights of hatred of a rogue America is just jealousy, opines the oblivious 'leader' who boasts of spurning newspapers in favour of 'objective' news reports from close aides."