Thursday, July 29, 2004

Kerry in front in polls: "The polls are saying that if Kerry goes over 50% in the next few days, he has every chance of holding and even increasing the lead until November. The Bushites will panic. Since this is a 'war presidency', Democrats fear there would be three options left.
1) An Osama bin Laden October surprise (arrested, not 'smoked out', with the help of Pakistani ally President General Pervez Musharraf).
2) The election is again stolen, this time in California, with the help of Gubernator Arnold Schwarzenegger and Republican-made electronic ballot boxes in a few states.
3) An al-Qaeda attack (Osama, lest we forget, votes Bush) leads to a de facto coup d'etat, with the 'Bush-Cheney junta' (Gore Vidal) postponing the elections indefinitely."

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